This is Maya from Mexico. Her nose doesn't really glow red. Sorry.

We’re very tired, so I’ll keep this short. We will be open for business tomorrow, December 8th! We’ve got all kinds of goodies and toys on display. We’ve still got a ways to go…a real grand opening probably won’t happen for several weeks. Please do stop by to check things out and say hello. I’ll be the tall gentleman with bags under his eyes making signs and reading the manual to the credit card machine.