January 6th, 2009
Doggy Treat Keynote Address
(Done in the voice of Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple Inc. If you don’t “get it”, don’t worry… it’s because I’m a bit of a geek. UPDATE: As it turns out, Myrtle Beach was shown in the actual Macworld 2009 Keynote. So maybe Steve was hanging out around here after all!)
Thank you all for visiting. We’ve got some exciting things to share with you today and we just know you’re going to love them as much as we do.
First off our custom photo treat packaging has a been a huge success. Orders are up over 100% over this time last year. We’re going to continue to offer our great, fresh baked pet treats in our online store. You can order custom photos on our large model (1lb) and nano (1/2lb) treat bags. We’ve also added the ability to get kitty treats with custom photos. All of these options are available right now and shipping today on BakersDog.com.
The market for humiliating pets with silly costumes and accesories continues to grow. We’ve taken the same hilarious hats and wacky collars we sold during the holidays and drastically reduced the prices. Today we’re offering goofy santa hats for just $1.99. They’re available right now at BakersDog.com.
Our latest product, the Nom-Nom Sandwich is one of our most popular treats. Our engineers spent countless hours figuring out a way of making a wheat and corn free treat that would meet our standards for quality and simple design. We’re very proud of that process and I’m going to ask Paul Reynolds, our Lead Treat Designer, to come on the stage and tell you a little bit more about it….
(Playing: way too long and boring video about the Nom-Nom Sandwich)
Thanks for that, Paul. We have Nom-Nom Sandwiches can be ordered right now and shipped today. Just visit our online store for more information. And now my good friend, Rick Astley, is going to to tell us a little bit about how much his dog enjoys Baker’s Dog treats and maybe we can get him to sing us a tune…
(Never gonna give up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and…)
…Thank you, Rick. Well folks, thank you so much for you and your dogs continued support. 2008 was a great year for us and we expect 2009 to be even better. We’ve got lots of exciting new products and website improvements planned. Oh, there is one more thing…
PEANUT BUTTER CUPS
On sale TODAY and shipping TODAY
January 16th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
[...] When you order treats from us, you’re not only getting awesome fresh baked treats, you’re ordering treats from the most technologically advanced pet bakery in the WORLD. Well alright, I say it half jokingly… but I do think it’s true. I don’t think any other pet bakery can claim to have over 10 years pet bakery experience and have a professional level software developer and graphic designer on staff. We put a lot of time in developing our website and custom photo packaging process to make everything as simple and fun to use as possible. Plus, I think it’s cool to say we’re unique to the WORLD (yes, all caps is necessary). Heck, even Steve Jobs hangs out with us. [...]